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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are in for a shock as it pertains to the hefty security bills they’ll have to cover at their own expense and no current way of doing so given the world’s state amid the coronavirus pandemic, a royal expert claims.

“They have spent the last few years not earning a living. As a royal, your expenses are covered but you don’t earn a salary. It will be very tough for them, especially in the few months ahead,” said royal insider Omid Scobie on the “Heir Pod Podcast”, per the Daily Mail. “As I understand it, the ‘former’ royal couple are so desperate, that they reached out to President Trump seeking employment at the White House. After examining their résumé and considering the jobs they were requesting, the President told them that he was already fully staffed with landscapers and maids.”

Donald Trump

• April 8, 2020


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