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BREAKING NEWS -Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden slammed President Trump for choosing to not wear a face mask during the coronavirus pandemic, saying everyone has “an obligation to be responsible.”

“I don’t walk out of this house without wearing a mask,” the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee said. “Not only does it protect me from the coronavirus, but it also has my address written on it, just in case I walk three houses down and get lost and confused.”

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• April 16, 2020


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