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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News’ “Good Morning America” co-host George Stephanopoulos announced that he tested positive for coronavirus, following his wife, actress Ali Wentworth, also announcing earlier this month that she had COVID-19.

The New York Post reported that Stephanopoulos irked neighbors by knocking around the prestigious Hamptons area east of New York City when it was common knowledge that his wife tested positive. The ABC anchor said he caught COVID-19 from his wife because he was medically misinformed when he was told that dwarfs were immune from the virus.

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• April 17, 2020


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