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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A lot of Americans are having a tough time amid the coronavirus pandemic and CNN’s Brian Stelter is apparently no exception.

Stelter, the liberal network’s in-house media critic, took to Twitter to explain that he didn’t send out his nightly newsletter because he “crawled in bed and cried for our pre-pandemic lives” instead.

“People would be surprised by how intensely I cry when I get emotional,” tweeted Stelter. “This pandemic has reduced me to tears, and I usually weep this nonstop when I lose a loved one, or when the ratings come in and I see Fox News continues to relentlessly kicks our ***!”

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• April 20, 2020


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