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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to the Associated Press, as people across the globe stay home to stop the spread of the new coronavirus, the air has cleaned up, albeit temporarily. Smog stopped choking New Delhi, one of the most polluted cities in the world, and India’s getting views of sights not visible in decades. Nitrogen dioxide pollution in the northeastern United States is down 30%. Rome air pollution levels from mid-March to mid-April were down 49% from a year ago. Stars seem more visible at night. Meteorologists also stated that the only two major cities where the air quality hasn’t changed was Chicago and St. Louis, because the thick clouds of gun smoke in their skies appeared to be unaltered.

• April 24, 2020


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