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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, predicted that President Trump will work to delay the election amid the coronavirus outbreak, according to a pool report. Biden’s reported comments came after Dr. Anthony Fauci, the top U.S. disease expert, said in an interview that he could not guarantee that it will be safe to physically vote at polls in November due to the coronavirus. “The President’s tactic is obvious and blatant,” explained Biden. “He apparently believes the nonsense that I have the early stages of dementia, and the longer he waits, the more my memory will fade. Well, for the record, my memory is as sharp now as it was when I got elected as Senator in Delaware in 1973, after I won a close race against Winston Churchill.”

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• April 24, 2020


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