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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hollywood actress and singer Bette Midler said she believes President Trump’s “jealousy” of former President Barack Obama will “kill us all.”

“There is no end to the cruelty and malignancy of @realdonaldJtrump and his horrifying administration,” Midler said on Twitter. “His overwhelming jealousy of @BarackObama will kill us all.” She later added, “I believe that the racist in the White House who is consumed with jealousy, personally created the corona virus in the black part of Wuhan, China. And I believe he wiped them out because I haven’t heard or seen any reports of any black people still living in that city, and now we know why.”

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• April 29, 2020


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