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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Because my next door neighbors (who are going through a divorce) had their window open last week, I heard the strangest thing said by a man who was defending himself while arguing with his wife. She angrily yelled to him, “During our entire marriage, all you ever did is lie, cheat, and steal!” And he shouted back, “That is not the correct sequence!” What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• April 19, 2020


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