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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

During the pandemic, people are struggling to find some place to purchases masks. I got lucky, and saw some guy on the street selling some for $50.00, but with my business savvy, I talked him down to just $45.00 each and I bought five of them. He assured me that I could easily sell them for $100 each to people that want to be protected from the coronavirus. I felt comfortable about the purchase, because he gave me a receipt that I read when I got home which stated, if I didn’t sell them all, I could get a full refund by calling 1-800-SUCKERS.

Life through Blake's eyes

• April 26, 2020


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