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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Late King of Pop Michael Jackson had predicted a coronavirus-like international pandemic, which is why he wore a facemask regardless of being mocked, claims ex-bodyguard. Matt Fiddes, who labored for the singer for a decade, was talking because the coronavirus pandemic continues to unfold throughout the globe, experiences the-sun.com. He stated: “He (MJ) knew that a pure catastrophe was at all times there. He was very conscious and would at all times predict that we may very well be worn out at any time. Michael also predicted that the Cubs would win the World Series within ten years of his death, and that a reality tv show host would become president after President Obama left office. However, his failed prophecy was he predicted Oprah Winfrey would eventually produce a documentary which would prove that he wasn’t a pedophile, and she would also present some compelling evidence revealing he was 100% heterosexual, and only attracted to beautiful women that were around his age.”

Michael JacksonOprah Winfrey

• May 4, 2020


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