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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden’s current disturbing logic and mindset, is now mirroring a comment he made at the Iowa State Fair when he said “We choose truth over facts.” In the most recent video from his home regarding his personal preferences, he stated “I prefer white people over Caucasians, cars over automobiles, and taking aspirin for my migraines instead of me getting another forced lobotomy.”

Joe Biden

• May 20, 2020


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