BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden expressed regret during a call with black business leaders for suggesting in an earlier radio interview with host Charlamagne tha God, that African-Americans unsure about whether to support him or President Trump “ain’t black.”

“I shouldn’t have been so cavalier,” Biden said in an afternoon phone call with the U.S. Black Chambers, addressing the controversy within seconds of the session starting. “I know that saying words like ‘ain’t’ and using phrases like ‘check dis out’ while using a lot of profanity, is the best way to get in good with you people, but I still shouldn’t have done it. I should respect that out of all the races and ethnicities, black people are the most reliable and the easiest for us democrats to control. I should’ve kept my mouth closed and just waited for you people to follow your marching orders that the DNC issues every four years. Again, I apologize and I assure you I will never say anything that stupid again… or at least until my next interview.”

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