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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – A U.S Senate candidate from Michigan is calling out former Vice President Joe Biden for suggesting that black Trump supporters weren’t authentically black.

“Vice President Biden, with all due respect, your latest comments are both pathetic and hurtful,” businessman and candidate John James said in a video he posted to Twitter.

Joe Biden quickly responded to James on Twitter. “I’ll let you people know who is and isn’t black! I know all about your smooth talk and low hanging trousers! I nervously lived among you guys for years so I know what I’m talkin’ about. Come on bro’ man!”

Joe Biden

• May 25, 2020


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