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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an appearance on CNN, Nancy Pelosi was asked if she was “concerned” about President Trump’s announcement that he had been prescribed the drug by the White House physician.

“As far as the president is concerned, he’s our president and I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group — what is it, morbidly obese they say. So I don’t think that’s a good idea,” Pelosi told CNN anchor Anderson Cooper before he moved on to another question.

Cooper then posed a couple of questions to Pelosi. “Morbidly Obese? Now suppose someone used those words to describe Stacey Abrams, who weighs as least as much as the president, if not more?”

“We’ll, uh… uh… that’s different,” Pelosi stammered. “If a white male said that about Stacey it would be both racist and sexist. Besides, I don’t think she is morbidly obese… I uh… uh… would describe her as articulate and larger than life.”

Anderson CooperCNNDonald TrumpNancy PelosiStacey Abrams

• May 26, 2020


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