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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo admitted that coronavirus projections from experts were all wrong — and he’s getting out of the business of speculating because of it. As he put it, “we all failed” at predicting.

Cuomo, also faced criticism in recent weeks for the soaring number of deaths at nursing homes in his state and for a policy that until recently sent coronavirus-positive patients back into those facilities. “I am only partially responsible for those deaths,” explained Cuomo. “President Trump is equally responsible, because he did absolutely nothing in regards to preventing me from making a long series of brainless idiotic decisions.”

Andrew CuomoDonald Trump

• May 27, 2020


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