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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Former President Bill Clinton insists he never visited the notorious “orgy island” of his late ex-pal Jeffrey Epstein – but now a second person begs to differ.

A longtime tech worker on the Caribbean island claims he once saw Clinton with Epstein in the porch area of Epstein’s villa home – though no one else was with them, according to “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich,” a new documentary series that begins streaming on Netflix.

The same area is where Epstein is said to have held sex parties with other guests, including teenage girls, according to The Sun.

Bill Clinton emphatically denied the allegation. “I don’t care what anyone says, I was never there,” he explained. “And if I was there, I assure you that occasionally I felt guilty about what I was doing, unlike the other predators who were there that felt no shame whatsoever!”

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• May 27, 2020


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