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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Famed running back Herschel Walker blasted presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on over remarks that Biden made that were widely deemed as bigoted.

“Wow,” Walker wrote. “I just watched former Vice President @JoeBiden… Does he not understand that black and brown skinned people can think for themselves. You don’t determine who we vote for.”

Joe Biden immediately tweeted back saying, “Mr. Walker, you don’t know what you’re talking about. Stay in your lane. I’ll stick to politics and you can stick to basketball.”

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• May 27, 2020


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