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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have sent a suggestion to the NFL for the upcoming season, in dealing with the corona virus. They should watch every player on the field moments before the game, and to eject any of them that involuntarily expels air from their lungs suddenly with a harsh noise. I call my idea the “opening kick-cough”.

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• May 3, 2020


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