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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though it doesn’t say it in the bible in the first chapter of Genesis on the sixth day when the animals were created, I think out of frustration, God could’ve spoken these words:

“Would you angels start taking quality control more serious? I noticed that some of the snakes had so many loose parts, that they rattled! Never mind, leave them as is!”

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• May 10, 2020


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