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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The Pope has now approved priests secretly recording confessions of members in their parish. “The purpose of doing this, is so the priest can later analyze at length, the individual’s confession to determine what course of action is needed to assist in resolving a personal crisis,” explained Pope Francis I. “It also give us considerable leverage in regards to church donations through the use of aggressive blackmailing.”

Pope Francis I

• June 3, 2020


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