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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview with CBSN, Nikole Hannah-Jones was asked how the rioting and looting from the George Floyd protests should be “interpreted.”

“I think we need to be very careful with our language,” the Times Magazine reporter responded. “Yes, it is disturbing to see property being destroyed, it’s disturbing to see people taking property from stores, but these are things. Destroying property, which can be replaced, is not violence.”

People are now accusing Hannah-Jones of being a hypocrite, after she was arrested later that day for assaulting a 94 year old man, because his wheelchair accidentally scraped up against her new car leaving a 1/8″ in scratch. The unidentified man said he only saw her for a second, right before she repeatedly punched him in the face, after she removed his oxygen mask.

CBS

• June 3, 2020


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