BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Your soul mate might not be written in the stars by the universe — but he or she can be drawn on paper by an Etsy psychic for $30.
Droves of romantic hopefuls have turned to the e-commerce website during quarantine in hopes of discovering their one-true love from the hands of The Psychic Artist, an anonymous seller who claims to have the psychic abilities to draw one’s “soul mate.”
“My drawings are very realistic and accurate,” a description for the soul mate drawings reads. “This service will bring a reflection of whom you are going to marry, describing and drawing the physical appearance of your Soulmate!”
However, many people believe that the Psychic Artist’s creative “paranormal” ability is motivated more by money rather than mysticism. Mainly because for $40, your “soulmate” becomes attractive, and for $50 your future lifelong partner looks like a runway model. But for $30, many of the Psychic Artist’s customer end up getting drawings of people with front teeth missing, warts on their faces, and occasionally wicked looking eyes and a set of horns.