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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Joe Biden is now alleging that his supporters has ESP, and they knew the potential spread of the corona virus long before it happened, that’s why very few people ever attended his rallies. “My supporters were social distancing long before that phrase ever existed,” Biden emphatically stated. “This is why no more than one hundred people ever attend my rallies. My followers have powers that Trump’s followers only dream of having. And to date, very few of my supporters ever come to my rallies, due to their foresight telling them that if they cheer me on, something terrible might happen down the road!”

Donald TrumpJoe Biden

• June 22, 2020


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