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BREAKING NEWS – Yeadon, Pennsylvania – Suspicions continue to grow on the real reason Joe Biden is wearing a mask. According to an unnamed member of the Secret Service, it’s to cover the fact that Joe Biden is not speaking, but a nearby ventriloquist that’s also a democrat, is answering questions in Biden’s voice. “The ventriloquist appears to be doing a pretty good job,” stated the source from the Secret Service. “He told me that he has worked with plenty of dummies in the past, except Biden’s head is larger with more space inside.

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• June 22, 2020


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