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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters in New York City spent a second straight night camped out in front of City Hall to demand a $1 billion cut to the police department’s budget.

The group of about 100 protesters, calling themselves “Occupy City Hall,” gathered at a nearby park around 5 p.m. Tuesday and haven’t left. They have vowed to stay until their demand to slash one-sixth of the New York Police Department’s $6 billion budget is met.

Mayor Bill de Blasio says funding will be moved from the NYPD to youth and social services, and he the stated, “However, I will triple the budget on my security team, to protect me from citizens that are getting increasingly angrier over me constantly being easily pressured into making idiotic decisions.”

Bill de Blasio

• June 26, 2020


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