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BREAKING NEWS – Lancaster, Pennsylvania – Joe Biden’s latest numerical  gaffe has even his staff scratching their heads. This time, he claimed that 120 million people had died from the novel coronavirus during the campaign stop, which would be one in every three people in this country.

“People don’t have a job, people don’t know where to go, they don’t know what to do,” said Biden. “Now we have over 120 million dead from COVID.”

He later doubled down saying, “My numbers are true and correct, because not only was I including the people that are currently in the United States, I was also including the Americans that are currently orbiting the earth in the International Space Station!”

Joe Biden

• June 26, 2020


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