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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been living in Las Vegas most of my life, and one of the most memorable events actually happened when I was getting on an elevator. When the door opened and I stepped in, the entire band of the Rolling Stones were there. I was absolutely flabbergasted, but I still managed to compliment them on how long they stayed together. After I did that, I was under the impression that one of them asked me to come to their private party that night, but I wasn’t certain, because the guy that I believed was inviting me, was sending me Mick’s signals. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• June 6, 2020


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