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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My friend that has a major weight problem, couldn’t figure out why he keeps gaining weight, but I knew why. Anytime we would go to McDonald’s, he would quickly gobble down all of my French fries… and I was tired of it. So, while we were sitting at the restaurant, I think I accurately described his problem when I pointed to the empty bag of French fries in front of me and I yelled, “you have an eating this order!”

Life through Blake's eyesMcDonald's

• June 7, 2020


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