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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in the 8th grade, I had a Hispanic classmate that just about every girl had a crush on. They all seem to drool when they saw him… including my girlfriend. She always made me feel special when I was around her, but every that Hispanic guy was in the area and she saw him, she made me feel like I wasn’t even there. Finally, I broke up with her because I couldn’t handle being in a “Juan-sighted” relationship.

Life through Blake's eyes

• June 13, 2020


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