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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was about 5 years old, I had a bed wetting problem. It wasn’t entirely my fault because I knew the late night sky was partially responsible. I can remember countless times when I woke up in the middle of the night with a full bladder. And rather than getting up and going to the bathroom, I looked out my window at the heavenly bodies in the sky, and I felt like I was being told to “tinkle tinkle” from a little star.

Life through Blake's eyes

• June 20, 2020


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