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A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I bought a ten speed last week, and I took it back to the store because it seemed to have a mind of its own. It would intentionally run over people’s feet, or swerve, causing them to jump out of the way to avoid getting run over. At that point, I knew I had to get rid of that vicious cycle.

Life through Blake's eyes

• June 28, 2020


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