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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Don Lemon has now made the claim that Jesus Christ was “not perfect.”

“Jesus Christ, if that’s who you believe in, Jesus Christ, admittedly was not perfect when he was here on this earth,” Lemon told his colleague Chris Cuomo during “CNN Tonight with Don Lemon”.

The chief media correspondent for CNN Brian Stelter, backed his colleague. “If Jesus was really perfect and Lord over everything, then why hasn’t he helped us with our awful ratings, when we are trying to make the world better by attacking President Trump daily? If Jesus is Lord over the universe, then it’s obvious that he is making a big mistake by not helping us produce better shows, instead of allowing this network to continually being the laughing stock of cable news.”

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• July 13, 2020


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