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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now going after Hanna-Barbera, because of one their Saturday morning cartoons that ran from 1968-1970.

“Well, there is finally something that both parties can emphatically agree on,” she began. “These proven bigots Hanna-Barbera has attacked all ethnicities, referring to us as ‘wacky races’. We are not all crazy, even though there are some mentally unstable people in every group. I am calling for a congressional hearing where both republicans and democrats can join forces to demand answers regarding Hanna-Barbera’s allegation that all ethnicities are emotionally unstable. And why hasn’t the president addressed this? He seems to get into fights with every race. Did Hanna-Barbera donate to his campaign? Did he have an affair with Penelope Pitstop? According my sources he plans on pardoning the entire Ant Hill Mob! Quarantine and impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• July 14, 2020


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