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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – Alyssa Milano condemned the use of federal agents against protesters in Portland, Ore., in a fiery Twitter thread in which she declared that the situation should “concern everyone.”

“What is happening with the #PortlandProtests should concern everyone,” Milano wrote. “We are in a fight to save our democracy. People have been taking to the streets to protest against police brutality and systemic racism. Protesters are being abused for exercising their 1st amendment right. And if they have to riot to make their point, then businesses, personal property, and injured or killed innocent bystanders, must understand they are necessary sacrifices! I would like to see this happen all over America… except in my neighborhood because the potential of violence will stress me out, affect my career, and diminish property value.”

• July 23, 2020


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