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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The Breakfast Club” radio host Charlamagne Tha God blasted former Vice President Joe Biden for calling President Trump the “first” racist president to be elected.

Biden took aim at the president’s alleged racism, suggesting it’s historic compared to his predecessors.

“No sitting president has ever done this… No Republican president has done this. No Democratic president. We’ve had racists and they’ve existed and they’ve tried to get elected president. He’s the first one that has,” Biden said.

However, Charlamagne declared the presumptive Democratic candidate “Donkey of the Day” for his comments. “I really wish Joe Biden would shut the eff up forever and continue to act like he’s starring in the movie ‘A Quiet Place’ because as soon as he opens his mouth and makes noise, he gets us all killed, OK?” the radio host said.

Biden responded to the radio host’s comments. “First of all, that man is not a God. The only gods I am aware of, is the one in the bible, Thor, and his father Odin, so based on that, he’s a fraud. Secondly, I really don’t understand black people, because they are always getting mad at me. When I was VP for eight years, Obama never got mad at me, even though during several dinners, he and his entire family would often tell me how stupid I was, and sometimes even my wife joined in with them.”

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• July 24, 2020


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