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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has kept quiet on who he is going to pick to be his running mate, but a photo of his notes captured by an Associated Press photographer, has many suspecting his top candidate for the job is Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif.

The AP photographer grabbed a shot of Biden’s handwritten notes showing a section titled “Kamala Harris,” which was followed by a list of attributes.

“Do not hold grudges.” “Campaigned with me & Jill.” “Talented.” “Great help to campaign.” “Great respect for her.”

But inside the folded page, the list was slightly different, which included:

“Emphasize her blackness, even though she’s not black”

“Allege that she hated locking up black people, even though my 1993 crime bill demanded it”

“Dodge questions on why Californians can’t stand her”

“Don’t mention that her husband is white, so blacks won’t label her as an Uncle Tom”

“Never get her angry in public, since many black women have the well deserve reputation of talking extremely loud when their temper flairs”

Joe BidenKamala Harris

• July 29, 2020


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