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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Just three weeks before the Democratic National Convention, hundreds of Bernie Sanders delegates have pledged to vote against their party’s platform if it does not include support for “Medicare-for-all.”

The delegates argue that a Sanders-style single-payer health care system is an urgent priority. Joe Biden, who opposes a single-payer system, said he would change his mind if “Medicare-for-all” treated dementia as a top priority, and if Sanders delegates will assist him in locating doctors that can give him some legit reasons why he doesn’t have to participate in the upcoming presidential debates.

Bernie SandersJoe Biden

• July 30, 2020


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