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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A trove of documents released could shed light on Ghislaine Maxwell’s relationship with late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

The data include records of a 2011 meeting between accuser Virginia Giuffre and her lawyers where she talked about the powerful people in Epstein’s orbit who she said either flew on his private Boeing 727 or stayed on his now infamous private island. One of the names mentioned was that of former President Bill Clinton.

Upon hearing about the release of the documents, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton defended her husband. “To suggest that Bill was involved with underage girls is ridiculous!” she began. “Every woman to my knowledge that he cheated with was at least nineteen, and there are countless Secret Service agents that will back me up. Many of the women were power seekers and quite a few of them were desperate for cash, but they were all of age. And if I were to find out that Bill was involved with a minor, after I was finished trashing her reputation and destroying her life, I wouldn’t speak to him for weeks… even though I know he couldn’t care less.”

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• July 31, 2020


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