After being divorced for more than 30 years, this is what I have concluded about woman. Any woman that I am attracted to, and she’s not attracted to me, it’s because she’s strange and has emotional problems. And any woman that I am attracted to and she’s also attracted to me, it’s because she’s even more strange and has some serious emotional problems. My psychiatrist didn’t say if he agreed with my assessment, but he urged me to immediately give his business card to any woman that ever asked me out, so he could determine if she needed therapy, medication, or possibly institutionalized. I’m not sure why, but I feel insulted.