BREAKING NEWS – Brick Township, New Jersey – A New Jersey boat parade supporting police officers, veterans and President Trump attempted to break a Guinness world record.

“We’re hoping to double our number. Last time was 1,200 [boats], so 2,400 would be nice. Three thousand was our goal, and we’ll see if we meet it,” stated Chris Molla, organizer of Law Enforcement Officer and Veterans Support Boat Parade — while driving his boat. “It was amazing last time, and I think it’s going to be an even bigger event and bigger, a bigger show for everybody to see and just the whole town and everybody get involved and show support for the people that need it right now in this climate.”

Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden responded to the boat parade. “Well, this proves that black people aren’t supporting President Trump because I didn’t see any of them out there,” he explained. “And I doubt that it had anything to do with the well established fact, that very few of them know how to swim.”

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