BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Sir Maejor Page, 32, was accused of misappropriating $200,000 in donations he solicited through Facebook on behalf of Black Lives Matter of Greater Atlanta.

Page was arrested in Toledo and released on bond after appearing before a judge via video. “I’ve done plenty for black people and I felt I should be compensated,” explained page. “I needed the money because I felt I deserved a paid vacation so I could relax, and have some time away from this ‘civil rights’ B.S.”

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