BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – Joe Biden’s focus seemed to go off the rails during the debate when he was asked about court packing.

“I have thought about this all day,” the former vice president began. “I have decided that I will not be involved in court packing, because it’s none of my business what a Supreme Court Justice places in their luggage when they travel. This is a clear violation of their right to privacy. And even though a lot of people may disagree with me, I also believe that because the nine justices have such an important job, they should be allowed two carry on items when they fly, and all baggage that needs to be checked in is either free, or at a drastically reduced rate. That’s my honest opinion of court packing.”

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