I went to a night club the other day, and I met this stunningly beautiful Hispanic woman. To say she was gorgeous is an understatement. I tried to talk to her but she barely spoke English.

I didn’t see a wedding ring on finger, but to make sure she wasn’t married I pointed to her hand asked “Single?” Apparently she speaks a little English because she answer “Si.” The next thing I knew, she grabbed my hand and walked me outside, and then I proceeded to walk her home. I have never became attracted to a woman so quickly! When we got to her house and she opened the door, I realized something was lost in the translation. When I pointed to her hand at the night club, I thought she said she was “single”. It turns out that she thought I had said “cinco” because she had five young kids. I better learn to annunciate. What the…

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