BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Jason Crow, D-Co., grabs Rep. Susan Wild, D-Pa., while taking cover as rioters disrupt the joint session of Congress. “I was scared,” explained. “I was terrified. I was reaching over to Susan to stand her up as a human shield. That may sound cowardly on one hand, but I call it the most basic of human instincts, self preservation. Because if the rioters were violent, I would like to think they would have some compassion for an innocent defenseless woman, that I’d be firmly holding in front of me.”

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