After recently getting a physical, my doctor told me that I should cut down on red meat. Here’s my issue. I really like hamburgers, bacon, pork chops, ribs, sausage, and steak. However, I know the best thing to do is to follow my doctor’s orders. So, effective immediately, anytime I want to eat some red meat, I’ll simply pour on it some food coloring, problem solved… I think.

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