BREAKING NEWS – Fort Worth, Texas – Simone Biles turned heads earlier this year when she emblazoned her leotard with a bedazzled goat.

Biles has certainly earned the title of GOAT, or greatest of all time, within her sport. The 19-time world champion and four-time Olympic gold medalist is among the most-decorated champion gymnasts in history, and the bedazzled goat on her uniform is a reminder to the doubters and critics.

PETA announced that they are boycotting all of Biles’ sporting events until she becomes a vegan, and remove the goat’s head from her leotards, replacing it with a head of lettuce.

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