BREAKING NEWS – Rexburg, Idaho – Lori Vallow and her husband, Chad Daybell, are facing murder charges in the deaths of three people.

An attorney for the couple who were leaders in a doomsday cult, mounted a very unique defense. “They are both prophets,” he began. “Their arrest and incarceration was not predicted by them, which makes the actions by law enforcement and the district attorney, invalid. This is a clear case of government overreaching, and during their trials, we plan on validating Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell’s ability to see into the future, with the testimony of a Ouija Board expert.”

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