BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden continued his bizarre habit of implying his handlers call the shots from behind the scenes when he concluded remarks in honor of labor unions by saying what he was “supposed” to do.

“I‘m supposed to stop and walk out of the room,” Biden said after finishing prepared comments in the East Room of the White House. “And according to most of the members of my administration, I can’t stroll out of here while simultaneously chewing gum… whatever that means.”

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