BREAKING NEWS – Howell, Michigan – President Biden traveled to Michigan to promote his stalling “Build Back Better” agenda – but found an angry group of protesters waiting for him not far from the site where he delivered his speech. Those opposing Biden in Howell numbered about 500, the Detroit Free Press reported.

Biden attempted to target minorities in the crowd to support him.  “I want all the bruthas and sistas to know what I mean when I say Build Back Better,” he began. “I mean, build blacks better. I am recommending that high tech companies should build better human-like African-American robots. The kind that can walk real smooth and cool throughout Amazon warehouses and auto manufacturing plants. Plus, if they end up replacing some black workers putting them out of a job, it’s a fair swap so no company can be accused of discrimination.”

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