BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats and republicans have secretly began to draft a law that would permanently ban Fox’s Bill O’Reilly from […]
BREAKING NEWS – North Korea – Dictator Kim Jon-il says that will never be any meaningful talks between his country and America, until the United […]
BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Even though doctors acknowledge that Keith Richards still tours and performs with the Rolling Stones, by the looks of […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – With upcoming elections only two weeks away, many of the lobbyists, special interest groups, and corporations state that at this point they […]
BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Astronaut Mike Massimino is seen through the window of the Space Shuttle. He stated that the one thing about space […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after a fiery exchange with Bill […]
BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Virginia – After reviewing the photographic evidence, a 14 year old’s parent’s anger shifts toward their son, and they now […]
COMMENTARY: I’d probably take an ex-girlfriend that really used me. She always liked hot baths, so lava should be pretty soothing for her.
COMMENTARY: As long as the can land the plane, I suppose it’s acceptable.
I recently broke up with a woman that I thought loved me because she bought me a very expensive watch. I later found out she […]
BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – The Grand Old Opry reopens after some devastating flooding in May. The mayor of Nashville Karl Dean, stated that […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and Michelle, and former President George Bush and Laura were photographed moments before they all got into […]